Nicole. 23. Licensed Psychology major. Lax artist. Part of the generation that watches TV shows online. Thinks British anything is simply brilliant. Believes in alternate timelines (with this one possibly being the darkest). Lives a Community-appreciation life. Slyly makes references to television shows in daily conversation. Duh-doy.

> Be the short one with the glasses.

Your name is NICOLE and you are a SENIOR in college. You consider yourself to be pretty capable in your field of PSYCHOLOGY and you believe it to be the hardest fucking SCIENCE. You have varying INTERESTS in all sorts of NERDY things. You pride yourself on your knowledge of BRITISH TELEVISION SHOWS and all the movies JAMES DEAN is in. You have a pretty major, NERDY crush on the black guy from Community DONALD GLOVER, which is only eclipsed by your crushes on BRITISH ACTORS, which are second to your crush on BRANDON FLOWERS.

You realize that you have a lot of crushes on a lot of UNATTAINABLE people, but you can’t really be bothered with what that means about your PSYCHOLOGICAL STATE. Mainly because you’re too busy playing SKYRIM.

You don’t know it yet, mainly because you haven’t woken up on DERSE, but you are the MAGE OF TIME. After you start playing Sburb, you will find yourself in the LAND OF GRAPHITE AND DAYDREAMS which is inhabited by SLOTHS.

Your fellow players know you by the username niftyFabricatress. It’s not often that you get frustrated with your CORRELATION fetch modus, which allows you to fetch items based on whether your WANT for said item is CORRELATED with your NEED for it. To defend yourself from enemies you use your trusty ARTKIND strife specibus, which allows you to choose from an array of weapons that you’ve hand drawn.

What will you do next?

> Nicole: Examine tumblr.