i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here
i’m so so sorry
can someone give me a job
my experience & skills include:
- making snide remarks about your appearance, judgment, and over all life decisions
- off beat humor
- I bring a sense of extramural awareness into every work environment
- big-picture person
- very straightforward
- dislikes group-activities, prefers to work alone and without distractions
- hire me
- please
- my life is going nowhere and if i dont move out of my house and become financially independent im going to self implode into a black hole and drag everything into a cold particle death
- me: open word document for homework
- me: blog for 10 hours
- me: close blank word document and go to sleep
does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
people trust me with an awful lot of relationship advice despite the fact that i am the mascot for single people
- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
LMAO!
"I love rain. It’s like God created it as an excuse so people wouldn’t have to be forced into being outside and not watching TV."
- When I'm busy: Dashboard (475823128)
- When I'm bored: Dashboard (1)
Whenever I notice that I’ve lost a follower, I just imagine that this is how it happened, and then I’m not sad anymore.
GPOY
But it’s more like “WHAT? SHE REBLOGGED ANOTHER SHERLOCK GIF?! UNFOLLOW!”
